Che is Ready to Leave Again

packed bags

My er luggages — including my trusty Che army bag — are all packed, a full day before we leave tomorrow.

30 hour flight from PBI to Faro.

On Wednesday we’re having lunch with a group expat Americans at a restaurant in Tavira.  This is thanks to the magic of FB’s Americans Living in the Algarve group, which my wife joined prior to this trip.

I’m looking forward to meeting them, as these are the sort of Americans — sniff — I enjoy hanging out with. After one day in Tavira, we will have more friends in Portugal than we made living for 16 years in Florida.

Earlier today I was bringing in the chairs and tables and flower pots in from the porch and storing them in the garage, in case a hurricane hits while we’re in Portugal.

It was hard work on a hot humid day and I was glad when my wife called me back into the air-conditioned house to show me something interesting she found on the miracle that is the Internet.

Here’s the link.

Arraiolos rugs… not only are they beautiful, but their back story is quite fascinating too.

I truly love how multi faceted the Moorish influence is in Portugal.

We just might have to live there permanently!


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شم النسيم


7 days left in El Gouna, Egypt.

Another beautiful day, in a beautiful villa, with a beautiful garden, and a beautiful view.

People are complaining that it’s become hard to park behind Abu Tig Marina due to the large crowds who have come down from Cairo due to Sham el Nessim, which is a holiday celebrated throughout Egypt. It marks the beginning of Spring, and will officially be here on Monday.

I stood by my window and breathed in the wonderful air, a gentle morning breeze from the North. This is the last Saturday where I will be able to do that in El Gouna.

This is the best time in Gouna; the weather is truly exceptional, at least before noon.

Less exceptional are the people, who tend to be over materialistic.  And when you talk to them, they tend to want to know who you know.

Do you know so and so?, they will say, trying to place you in the constellation of who matters in Gouna.

Well, I don’t rank in that regard and I don’t play that game, as for one thing, I’m not sitting on a pile of mega bucks.

I don’t have a yacht bobbing in the marina.

Thus to them I’m just fiseekh, a tiny fish in a small pond, and so they lose interest in the inconsequential loser guy.  They want to know only those who matter, but if I were to ask if they knew who, say, Claire Messud is, they would likely shrug as if to say no and don’t care, and probably change the subject fast.


I am wrestling with the question of whether to come back.  Given the lurch to the extreme right in the US and the recent hiring in high office of dyed-in-wool zealots who despise my ethnicity, I wonder if it’s even safe for someone like me to return the US.

To go back to Florida and live again amidst uneducated, Evangelical bigots increasingly seems horrifying, as does this.

So I asked my wife if she wanted to return; I already have a return ticket booked for October. She hasn’t answered back yet, but there is that 6 hour time difference. (When she did answer back, we agreed that we’re going to sit tight in Fla, stop wasting money going on all these stupid trips to nowhereland, and take care of business back home.)

But why come here, in particular?

After all, the blazing sun and dry desert air will do a number on your skin, and the skeeters and flies are merciless.


So, given that I don’t matter, that I am not viewed in any way here as important, that no one would care less here if I dropped dead tomorrow or not, why not spend the money on other things, or go someplace else.

The world is a big place, with lots of different ideas about the right way to do things.

Shem el Nessim (which is the title of this post in Arabic) is a time for renewal, for self-affirming creative endeavors, for forgetting the burdens of the past, for new beginnings.

I came here for that seven months ago, but instead, found disappointment — except for losing all that weight.  So I go back thinner, healthier, handsomer, but it’s time at last to accept that this long trip is over.

Man cannot live in isolation, etc etc, and El Gouna has turned out to be one of the most hermitical experiences of my life.

If Gouna is a place populated mostly by deeply self-important transient strangers with enough FU lucre to support their entitled conception of life, why bother coming back?

Enough, already.

It eventually got really hot today.  89 (F) / 32 (C) by around 4PM. This is starting to remind me of mid September, when I first arrived in Gouna and almost passed out when I walked around.  The bus and tuc-tucs have no A/C.

Despite the heat, I walked to the marina and saw this poor, lost Dalmatian wandering around.  Owner nowhere in sight. Dog looked thirsty as hell. No one was paying any attention to him. This was a day to see and be seen, not give some stray a bowl of water.

gouna dog
All alone, and thirsty

Walked around the marina a bit.  Packed.  All the “upper classes” (that is to say of the class that ended up taking over in Egypt in the mid 80s and replacing the well-respected families that once controlled the country) filling up the restaurants and bars, with the bimbettes sashaying about in shorts and tank tops and speaking their phony AUC English. The shirtless Mr Muscle guys with their airhead girlfriends in tow. And of course the screaming children and the shouting waiters and workers and the huge families sitting in large groups at tables by the water smoking endless shishas that are more cancer-inducing than cigarettes.

And me, no one even glanced at me.

Mr. Nobody, with nowhere to sit.  Boo hoo.

Oh, but they’re actually serving fiseekh — which in effect is putrid, fermented mullet — at Moods tomorrow, or so I was informed.

Hope everyone has a great time.

Me, I’d stick with the ringa herring.

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Moods sheppie

The word رائع (ra’ie<3>) means gorgeous and that is how the weather has been in Gouna the last two days.

I have only 13 full days left in Egypt, then I return to America.

My thoughts are already there, though I am enjoying immensely these last two weeks here.

I went to Mood’s yesterday for lunch, and met only the second American I have encountered on this 7 month journey; first there was a fellow who also comes from NYC, and then yesterday it was a man from Ohio who is married to an Egyptian woman.

We talked for two hours, about many things, including the grotesque buffoon currently stinking up the White House, as everyone was following the match between Liverpool and Crystal Palace, and there were cheers when Salah scored the winning goal, with the beautiful Red Sea and marina as a backdrop. The big match for me will be Real Madrid vs Juventus, on Tuesday at 8:45 PM. I will go to San Siro in Downtown to watch that epic clash.

I also saw at Moods a young German male shep who of course reminded me of Perfection, our lovely sheppie that died late last year.

egyptian bird
The plumage doesn’t enter into it

When I came back home, I found this poor bird that had flown into the huge living room window and alas was not moving.

At first I thought it was just pining for the fjords, but then I realized it was deceased.

I hope all the other birds that live in the birdhouse that’s on the back porch are more careful.

Meanwhile, I’m toying with the idea of buying a ticket to see The Band’s Visit on Broadway. This would be for the Sunday 15th of April matinee show.

Usually I looked down on matinees (the blue haired crowd, etc) but I’m jonesing to see this musical, despite how it seems that the Egyptian roles seem to be have reduced to spectators, while the actors playing Israelis steal the show — not the first time they have stolen anything, of course: they just killed 17 Gazeans to prove it: lives, land, to them, what’s the diff? But with Tony Shaloub no longer in the cast, I’m not sure.

Just walking down 47th street again (where the Barrymore theater is located) would be a thrill, even if I don’t go see it, as I truly love NY, minus the Tel Aviv West aspect of it, and am, and will always be, a New Yorker, a marginalized immigrant who literally came off a boat on Pier 57 with not a dime in his pockets — which is about as New York as it gets.

The ageing piece of fat stinking garbage on his way to go golfing with Hannity in FLA this weekend

I am looking forward to returning to my adopted country.

There is a sweeping cultural change afoot, and I want to be there for it, as we attempt to eliminate the unfair advantage America’s electoral system gives to rurality.

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